You Know You're In China When......

1) Since you are staying at the Foreign Students Dormitory, you get service that is better than a hotel.

2) When you go to Sunday morning church service, you have to show your passport (no Chinese allowed). You smile that the first song happens to be about freedom through Christ.

3) You have to type your blog in record time because of a scheduled power & water outage.

4) You got on the plan being slightly below average height, and exited the plane being slightly above average.

5) If you're black....and you are visiting Tianamen Square, some old guy has ever come up to you and scratched your head.